To the fucker that stole my iphone,
I’m still pissed off. Thank you for giving me the biggest inconvenience ever. I lost all my contacts, passwords, notes, photos, videos, music and dates that I still freaking need. Because of you I am stuck with this piece of shit blackberry that reboots itself every 20 minutes. And I don’t give a shit if I seem like an ungrateful brat right now, you can go fuck yourself.
